My best friend is my best friend for a reason.
Yeah, that was me. And it is a completely valid question. I would judge me.
Sarcasm Into Print
Check these out!
http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1966418
http://fluent-in-sarcasm.blogspot.com/
This video is insanely awesome. Reptar on Ice! Old school “Rugrats” was the best.
“ You know how, when Vader struck him down, all that was left of Obi-Wan was his clothes? Does that mean that he was naked the first time that he showed up in Jedi heaven? THAT would be awkward.
Laura (via city-love)
“ Why do stormtroopers even have grappling hooks in their utility belts? I mean, how often could they possibly use them? Maybe if they hadn’t wasted so much money on grappling hooks, the empire could’ve afforded a more secure space station.
Laura (via city-love)
Harry Potter and the Very Awkward Introductions
This is perhaps the nerdiest thing that I have ever written…it manages to incorporate Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Animorphs…and then some. If Star Wars was literary, I’m sure I would’ve included it, too. It’s almost embarassing. So, what do you know? Collegehumor.com publishes it. Go figure. :)
“ Too chubby and too slow to get away, 8-year-old Bill Clinton was attacked by a sheep.
The Cleveland Plain Dealer, in a Presidents’ Day Tribute
The “Answer Song” from “Cheats” (2002). It’s crazy catchy.
“ Dude. Tetris. is. my. BITCH.
Laura, ladies and gentlemen. (via city-love)
Seriously. This was the Tetris game of my life.
Level: 43
Lines: 427
Score: 453,617
On this game. http://www.freetetris.org/
I’m feeling kind of awesome.
Geeky but funny! :)
Things I learned at the Cleveland Museum of Art
This morning, my friend and I visited the Cleveland Art Museum. I’ve been there a bunch of times, but I learned several new things:
1) I still don’t like abstract art. I’m the annoying person in the back of the gallery always saying “I could have done this.”
2) Suits of armor are awesome.
3) What a “ewer” is (“a large jug with a wide mouth, formerly used for carrying water for someone to wash in”)
4) That every single culture EVER has had ewers.
5) Randomly placed potted plants are awesome. Especially when you have to suddenly throw up for no reason whatsoever and need a quick and secluded spot, if not dignified, to puke.
6) Gum and/or toothpaste should be carried everywhere.
7) Art is cool. Everyone should go to art museums.
8) Everyone should also wear their hair in ponytails during these trips. Any sudden vomiting can seriously reduce time to get a friend to hold back your hair. Especially if your friend is busy consulting a map and not noticing that you’re spilling your guts into faux foliage.
9) Cleveland is cool.
Who doesn’t love DuckTales? This video is an alternate taking of the show’s intro. And it’s hilarious.
Luigi* has a point. And Super Mario Brothers is awesome.
*Also known as Green Mario. Watch the video. :)
Star Trek (2009) meets Star Wars. Who knew that Captain Kirk was so well-versed in Star Wars lore? Hilarious.
It was a triumph for the Rebels when the Death Star when they blew in up in A New Hope, but what about the Imperials? Bad guys have friends, too.
