Sarcasm Into Print

I am an English major who loves to write and hopes to write and can never think of anything to write.


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Mondays suck…especially this one.

1.  I woke up at 4AM.  Then 5AM.  Then 7AM.  Then 8:11AM.  Then 8:25AM.  I have a class at 9AM.  I’ve hit my limit of days missed, so I couldn’t skip.  So…

2.  The extent of my getting ready for class consisted of brushing my teeth, putting in my contacts, and putting on the first sweatshirt that I grabbed.  I ended up leaving my building in the most wrinkly t-shirt that I own, sweatpants from high school, and socks, all of which I had slept in.  For the last week and a half.  However…

3.  I forgot my key.  In my key pouch, I keep a few dollars and my cardkey that contains both my CaseCash.  I’m starving and am in serious need of caffeine. 

4.  I had to ditch my second class because I could not get back into my building to get my books and papers. 

5.  The crossword in the school paper for this week is IMPOSSIBLE. 

6.  I’m stuck in the library with nothing to do.  Not even anything that I would typically use to waste time. 

7.  It’s not Halloween yet. 

8.  I’m on a Windows computer.  Macs are way better.  And the only kind of computer that I am capable of using.  Yay.