Sarcasm Into Print

I am an English major who loves to write and hopes to write and can never think of anything to write.


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http://fluent-in-sarcasm.blogspot.com/

I am not a nerd. I just am a very good guesser. Stephanie is just jealous. Also, she started the conversation about Star Wars. She just edits.

  • Laura: I can't believe Leia kissed Luke. She kissed her brother! She's all like "I know. Somehow, I've always known. Then why did you kiss him???
  • Laura: And I totally didn't just quote "Return of the Jedi."
  • Laura: FUCK. That was verbatim. I hate my life.
  • Me: LOSER.
  • ...
  • Laura: This language you've included. Is it a real language or one you made up?
  • Me: Slovenian, sorry. I'm not Tolkein.
  • Laura: Fuck! You beat me to it. I was totally going to reference Tolkein.
  • Me: Hahaha.
  • Laura: God damn it.
  • Me: Nerds!
  • Laura: At least I can quote Star Wars.