Sarcasm Into Print

I am an English major who loves to write and hopes to write and can never think of anything to write.


Check these out!

http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1966418

http://fluent-in-sarcasm.blogspot.com/

Retaliation: If she wants to post embarrassing quotes of mine, she's getting some of hers.

  • Stephanie: 20/20 did a special on cat ladies.
  • Me: I was wondering.
  • Stephanie: It's kind of funny. That they bother with it. Like...there is no news. So we're going to focus on the crazy lady down the street.
  • Me: You did.
  • Stephanie: 123 cats!
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  • Regarding the "Star Wars" movies...
  • Stephanie: We should do a marathon. Oksana and I are going to do a Harry Potter marathon once I get my one DVD back from my cousin.