Sarcasm Into Print

I am an English major who loves to write and hopes to write and can never think of anything to write.


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Spoiling Bones :D

  • Laura: I'm really getting into Bones. I love Hodgins and Zack.
  • Me: Oh, I forgot about Zack. Better characters like the British guy and the depressed dude come on when they try to replace Zack.
  • Laura: STOP!!!! I know Zack leaves, but I don't want details.
  • Me: Oh. Okay. So the Gormagons... they need apprentices to finish their skeletons.
  • Laura: What?
  • Me: They start off silver, but eventually they complete the skeletons with real bones.
  • Laura: You're saying things, but I don't know what they mean.
  • Me: A bone from each victim...
  • Laura: What?
  • Me: I'm spoiling!
  • Laura: STOP!
  • Me: Haha. You didn't even know. I could have told you about Hodgins and Angela, and then Angela and her husband, and Angela and her girlfriend, and Angela and her dad.
  • Laura is offline.
  • Me: But you'd never had noticed.
  • Me: Oh come on.
  • Me: I'll stop now...
  • Me: I promise.
  • I hate spoilers. Stephanie knows this. It's her own fault that she is now cut off from AIM conversation. I still have three seasons to watch before we can speak again.