Sarcasm Into Print

I am an English major who loves to write and hopes to write and can never think of anything to write.


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"Watch out guys... Laura's a schizo." Yeah, right. She's just jealous.

  • Me: You have a symptom of schizophrenia! Neologism: making up words that only have meaning to the creator.
  • Laura: That is ridulositorious of you.
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  • That word is gonna catch on. Just wait. Also:
  • Vocabularious (adjective): having a vast vocabulary
  • Randomnity (adjective): having a state of great randomness, but sounding cooler
  • Etc.